A sharp, satirical hoodie that riffs on prediction markets and market cynicism with bold, minimalist type and a faux-official circular stamp graphic. The front chest art reads as a ledger-style emblem with a short, punchy barb about pricing and insider chatter, using high-contrast ink on a muted blank to read instantly in feeds. Fits the stonks/finance-humor trend with an ironic, anti-establishment voice meant for anyone who follows market headlines and online finance memes.
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Drawstring hood with color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; DTF inner neck labels
- Embroidery option available on left/center/large center chest and wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
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