A 9 oz soy candle with a sardonic market-theme label that riffs on prediction-market culture—bold, high-contrast type and a minimalist seal-style logo deliver a quick, jokey take on market cynicism. The scent options range from crisp Apple Harvest to unscented, each poured in a reusable glass jar with a clean white wax that keeps the label front-and-center. Designed to sit on a desk or shelf, this candle reads like a wry commentary for anyone tracking finance chatter or meme-driven market news.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Shipping from United States
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2-5 business days
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